The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content next week.

There’s so much that’s unknown here, it’s like we don’t know what to be most concerned about,’ one student journalist says.

Breaking down Thursday’s NCAA tournament South region first-round game between No. 5 Michigan and No. 12 UC San Diego. The Wolverines had a busy day Sunday, beating Wisconsin in the Big Ten ...

The Triton men's and women's basketball teams are dancing to the NCAA Tournament this week after winning their respective Big West Championship games on March 16. (Photo by Derrick Tuskan/UC San Diego ...

King Triton will be busy. The mascot of UC San Diego is making his debut in both the men’s and women’s tournaments in the school’s first year of eligibility after moving up from Division II ...

The top-seeded Tritons pull away late to beat the second-seeded Anteaters, 75-61, reaching the Big Dance in their first year of eligibility and denying UCI, which was looking to make its first ...

A hotel, conference center and parking garage all on one Jefferson City site make for a complex undertaking, but the team chosen to move the project forward has strategies in mind. The city ...

The new-generation Mitsubishi Triton range was launched last year, marking the biggest change for the vehicle in a long time: a new bi-turbo engine (150kW/470Nm), overhauled design, new chassis and ...

SAN DIEGO (FOX 5/KUSI) — For the second time in just over a year, a battle over religion is being waged inside City Hall. At least that’s how the pastor sees it from the All Peoples Church of ...

CINCINNATI (WXIX) - The long-awaited Duke Energy Convention Center project is less than a year from completion. The over $200 million renovation project will modernize the building, add new ...

While the administration would not have pursued the project further without the support of the community and the council, Costas said, “it is clear now that the option of a data center is not ...

Menlo Park parking lot debate highlights housing struggles Paradise reconstruction to take 20 years, mayor tells California Realtors Santa Clara Park project ... City Center Bishop Ranch courtyard ...