You slice up a bunch of potatoes, lob them in the fryer and they end up staying crispy for about 2 seconds before turning into limp flaccid sticks of bollocks. But don't you worry my little poppets, I ...

“And so I’d say to those that were still expecting ‘Never Mind the Bollocks Part 2’ – fuck ... “It can either be applied or you can let it eat you alive. The second option is not ...